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May 29, 2012
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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May 29, 2012
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phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

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May 29, 2012
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playparky: watcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside that trunk

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

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May 29, 2012
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ryancrobert: braaaiden: ryancrobert: teoigobien: Donuts are relevant how? Those donuts are bitches. omfg

ryancrobert:

braaaiden:

ryancrobert:

teoigobien:

Donuts are relevant how?

Those donuts are bitches.

omfg

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May 29, 2012
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heyfunniest: This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

heyfunniest:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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May 29, 2012
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10knotes:   i was taking a picture and then i hit my funny bone on the chair

10knotes:

 

i was taking a picture and then i hit my funny bone on the chair

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May 29, 2012
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May 29, 2012
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May 29, 2012
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Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

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May 29, 2012
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